Upgraded Ranch Dressing (aka Dump Ranch)

All right, I did it. I went Whole30 for the entire month of January. I liked it so much I’m keeping up with some of the tricks I used throughout the month, but adding in chickpeas, natural sugars (like honey, maple syrup, and coconut sugar), and alcohol on special occasions (like a date night). The dairy and grains can stay out of my way for now.

One of my favorite new recipes is this healthier ranch dressing recipe. It’s dairy-free and delicious. Because I like to give credit where credit is due, I found the original recipe here. I’ve tweaked it (shocker) in a way that works best for me.

I put this stuff on just about everything, from burger bowls to Greek bowls, to using as a dip for my homemade taquitos. One batch lasts about a week at our house. It’s a hit with everyone. I think your family will love it too!

Ingredients:

  • 1 ½ cups light-tasting olive oil, avocado oil, do NOT use regular olive oil, it will taste bad
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 teaspoon mustard powder
  • 1 tbsp minced garlic
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp ground pepper
  • 2 tbsp fresh lemon juice
  • 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar, plus more to taste
  • 1 tbsp dill weed
  • 1/2 tsp onion powder
  • 1/2 tsp garlic powder
  • 1/4 tsp paprika
  • 1/3 cup fresh parsley
  • 1/4-3/4 cup almond milk (or water, coconut milk, anything to make it less thick)

Directions:

  1. Add everything but the parsley to an immersion blender and blend until smooth.
  2. Add parsley and blend it in well.
  3. As it thickens, add almond milk to your desired consistency. We like the Malk brand of almond milk best.
  4. Place in a mason jar or other storage container. It should last at least a week in the fridge.

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